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Who Will Be “Most Wicked 2012?” Eight Wicked Women Writers Compete Starting August 11!

Who will be “Most Wicked 2012?”  Eight Wicked Women Writers (WWW) compete for this coveted title.  This year, the WWW Challenge theme is Horror Takes no Holidays.  Each of our WWW was assigned a holiday, a location and an object to include in her tale of horror.  Voting starts August 11 and ends September 13.  To listen to the stories, go to http://www.horroraddicts.net after August 10, 2012.  To vote, email horroraddicts@gmail.com.  Put “vote” in the subject line.  One lucky voter will win a prize.

Chantal Boudreau

Chantal Boudreau is an accountant, author and illustrator who lives in Nova Scotia with her husband and two children.  A member of the Horror Writers Association, she has had several of her stories published in horror anthologies and as stand-alone digital shorts.  She has three novels published as of the end of 2011.  Her website is  http://www.writersownwords.com/chantal_boudreau/

 “Thanksgiving Special” by Chantal Boudreau
Holiday:  Thanksgiving
Location:  A big box store — She used Sale-Mart
Object:  A sack of marbles

Rebecca Snow

Rebecca Snow lives in Virginia with a small circus of felines.  Her short fiction has been published in a number of small press anthologies and online.  You can find her lurking at cemeteryflower.blog.com and on Twitter @cemeteryflower.

 “The Secret Ingredient” by Rebecca Snow
Holiday:  Christmas
Location:  A tunnel
Object:  A Matzo ball

Killion Slade

Killion Slade is normally a married author team, but for the WWW Challenge, Mrs. Slade holds the reins. Members of the Horror Writers Association, Killion prefers the darker side of humor, to guts and gore.  Podcasting for this contest, Killion has found a new love of turning the written word into an audio podcast auralgasm.  Killion’s published short stories can be found in The Danse Macabre, Cynic Magazine, Bewildering Stories, Midwest Literary Magazine, and in two upcoming anthologies, Bite from the Heart from Rainstorm Press and Death Sparkles due out in Fall 2012.  The current project for Killion Slade is a paranormal thriller trilogy series, where a gaming software developer must play wicked clues inside her own online role playing game to rescue her kidnapped sisters before they become breeders for the Dhampir army.  To learn more about Killion Slade, please visit http://www.killionslade.com or Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/killion.slade  or @killionslade on Twitter.

“The Children of Angels” by Killion Slade
Holiday:  Passover
Location:  A seashore
Object:  A garden rake

 

Maria Violante

Maria Violante is the author of the De la Roca Chronicles, a fantasy trilogy of novellas and novels, and the Shiver Shorts line of horror stories.  When not writing, she reviews indie authors on her website, www.mariaviolante.com.  Her next major project?  Tackling life and a writing career on a semi-truck – wish her luck!

 “Out of Hours” by Maria Violante
Holiday:  Halloween
Location:  A gas station
Object:  A mink coat

Jenna M. Pitman

Jenna M. Pitman is a 20-something year old from the Pacific Northwest where she attends many science fiction/fantasy/horror conventions as a panelist and guest. She has written for a variety of publications and anthologies.  Most of these are currently available on Amazon.  Others can be found elsewhere.  Recently she took on the responsibility of editing the Iron Maidens charity anthologies.  She has a wonderful dog with horrible tendons named Fenris, a Great Dane named Remus, a cat dubbed Whymer Cathulhu, and the paragon of kitty-ish virtue Zillah.  Her house is more than a little hairy.

 “Do Not Trust the Gilded Tentacles on the Fourth of July” by Jenna M. Pitman
Holiday:  The Fourth of July
Location:  A cruise ship
Object:  A silver candelabra

Michele Roger

Michele Roger is author of the novels “Dark Matter” and “The Conservatory.”  Some of her short stories are published in anthologies as well as in podcasts on iTunes.  When she isn’t writing she is performing as a harpist in the Detroit area.  You can find her at www.micheleroger.com .

“Deus Mortis” by Michele Roger 
Holiday:  Columbus Day
Location: A computer mainframe room
Object: A walkie-talkie

Jaki Idler

Jaki Idler is an award winning director and educator. She lives outside Philadelphia with her partner of over fifteen years and their two young sons. Her flash piece “Prenup” was Earthbound Fiction’s Earthbounder of the Month Feb 2012, and she has an upcoming story “Pawn” on Pseudopod. You can follow her writing exploits atidletruths.blogspot.comfacebook.com/Jaki.Idler, or on twitter @jaki_idler.

“Terminal” by Jaki Idler
Holiday:  Valentine’s Day
Location:  A train station
Object:  A Gucci handbag

Jeri Unselt

Jeri Unselt is a receptionist by day and a gothgirl in mind by night.  Jeri  has been writing horror since childhood.  It was in 2008 that she began podcasting her novel Inner Demons and she’s been hooked since.  Plans are being made to publish the novel in e-book form as well as podcast the prequel Inner Demons: Turmoil.  She can be found at http://www.jeriunselt.com.

“Memorial Day Aftermath” by Jeri Unselt
Holiday:  Memorial Day
Location:  A museum
Object:  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich

I hope you enjoy these stories!

Warm and wicked wishes,

Laurel Anne Hill  (“Most Wicked 2011″)

Horror Takes No Holidays: The 2012 WWW Challenge Assignments

This morning I stepped up to my talking fortune-telling calendar and asked the big question.  Will the 2012 Wicked Women Writers Challenge be a success?  Then I pressed the two answer-request buttons.

“Your heart’s desire is manifesting as we speak,” said Carma the Wise.

“You’re in luck,” Dr. Fortune agreed.

Carma and Dr. Fortune don’t always hand out such positive predictions.  Needless to say, their comments made my day.  WICKED WOMEN WRITERS ROCK, and even my wall calendar knows it.

Here’s the list of story assignments for the 2012 Wicked Women Writers Challenge.

Chantal Boudreau
Holiday:  Thanksgiving
Location:  Wal-Mart
Object:  A sack of marbles

Jennifer Caress
Holiday:  New Year’s Day
Location:  A campground
Object:  An eagle feather

Amity Green
Holiday:  St Patrick’s Day
Location:  An opera house
Object:  A  leather shoestring

Jaki Idler
Holiday:  Valentine’s Day
Location:  A train station
Object:  A Gucci handbag

Jenna M. Pitman
Holiday:  The Fourth of July
Location:  A cruise ship
Object:  A silver candelabra

Michele Roger
Holiday:  Columbus Day
Location: A computer mainframe room
Object: A walkie-talkie

Killion Slade
Holiday:  Passover
Location:  A seashore
Object:  A garden rake

Hollie Snider
Holiday:  Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement)
Location:  SPCA/dog pound
Object:  A copy of the Wall Street Journal

Rebecca Snow
Holiday:  Christmas
Location:  A tunnel
Object:  A Matzo ball

Charissa Udar
Holiday:  The Queen’s Birthday Holiday
Location:  A dentist’s office
Object:  An ancient arrowhead

Jeri Unselt
Holiday:  Memorial Day
Location:  A museum
Object:  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Maria Violante
Holiday:  Halloween
Location:  A gas station
Object:  A mink coat

Warm and wicked wishes to our twelve writers this year.  I’m so excited.  Who will be “Most Wicked 2012?”

Laurel Anne Hill (Most Wicked 2011)

Story Magic on Walpurgisnacht for the 2012 WWW Challenge

Story Magic on Walpurgisnacht for the 2012 Wicked Women Writers Challenge

To discover the mystical secrets of the 2012 WWW Challenge story assignments, use the above link and listen to my Walpurgisnacht Podcast.  I’ll post the names of our contestants and their assignments on May 2.

Warm and Wicked Wishes,

Laurel Anne Hill (Most Wicked 2011)

Horror Takes No Holidays: Laurel Anne Hill to Brew WWW Challenge Assignments on Walpurgisnacht

When witches gather to revel on the Brocken Mountain during Walpurgisnacht  this year, they’ll have to do the Beer Barrel Polka without me.  April 30th twill be the night I finalize the potential assignments for the 2012 Wicked Women Writers Challenge.

First, I’ll assemble my four mini-cauldrons on my trusty hearth.  Please forgive the fact that these vessels resemble coffee cups.  It’s the thought that counts.  Next, I’ll add magical ingredients to three of these containers.  No eye of newt or tongue of dog, mind you.  The use of dust bunnies will be far more humane, and I’m tired of seeing them on the floor.

Next, cauldron #1 will receive little slips of paper, each paper containing the name of a single holiday.  The slips of paper going into cauldron #2 will each contain the name of a place.  Mini-cauldron #3 will receive the names of objects.

Then, after sunrise on May 1, I’ll fill cauldron #4 with the names of those wicked gals who have accepted the 2012 WWW Challenge and have sent me their contracts, short bios and headshots.  (Some of the photos and avatars you gals have emailed me are major cool.)

By noon (PDT) on May 1, I’ll draw one slip from each mini-cauldron, record the results, and draw another round, until all the assignments have been made.   Then I’ll send each Challenge participant an email with her assignment.

If your contract, bio and headshot don’t reach me until later on May 1, you can still participate, as long as you sent me your basic entrant information by April 15.  I won’t draw your assignment until I’ve received the requested materials, however.  The deadline for receipt of contracts, bios and headshots is 11:59 pm on Tuesday, May 1.

On May 2, I’ll give the overall list of participants and their assignments to Emerian Rich and post the information.

Warm & Wicked Wishes,

Laurel Anne Hill